Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Unscrewed Body Parts


I was discussing the usual matters of life, the universe and everything with an old friend a few days ago, and the conversation seemed to have come to the usual ‘that’s life, innit?’ type of conclusion, when she suddenly straightened up and said:

‘You know what really disgusts me about myself? The fact that I arouse men. I wish I could unscrew my ass and breasts and just leave them at home when I go out!’

Instead of an answer - I mean, what could anyone possibly answer to something like that?! - I asked her if she would mind if I posted this amazing statement on my blog.

She said she wouldn’t.

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